Today in NYC: Monday, December 7

Tonight's Monday Night Football pits the Baltimore Ravens vs. Green Bay Packers...Celebrities mock other celebrities with their own words at The Triad Theater...Rattle & Hum concludes their cask ale festival commemorating their first year...Tonight's installment of The Big Quiz Thing features a look at the movies of 2009...Monday night burlesque features The Legs Malone Show...Reid Paley Trio appears at Small Beast, the weekly music series at The Delancey...and On Speed Dating presents speed dating for non-practicing Jews at The Watering Hole...

• Rattle & Hum's 1 Year Anniversary Celebration
• Shmack Attack at Haven
• Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words at The Triad
• Bluegrass Monday at Parkside Lounge
• Stalkers & Gawkers at The Skinny
• Monday Night Football
• Small Beast feat. Reid Paley Trio at The Delancey
• The Big Quiz Thing at Crash Mansion
• Speed Dating for "Non-Practicing" Jews at The Watering Hole
• Just for Laughs Auditions at Broadway Comedy Club
• NY Knicks at MSG
• Monday Night Burlesque at Public Assembly
• Stand Up Comedy at Comic Strip Live