Today in NYC: Thursday, June 5

• Date & Dash at Alibi
• MMA Singles Intro to Photography at Stone Creek
• World's Longest Standup Comedy Show at Comic Strip
• First Thursday (Susan) at The Gibson Room
• Bill Popp & The Tapes CD Release Party at Kenny's
• Paranoid Larry at Rehab
• Lo-Fi Entertainment presents at The Underscore
• The Screaming Orphans at Bryant Park
• First Thursday (Walter) at Bryant Park Cafe